School's Out (And So Are Our Sanity Levels)

Welcome to Week One of the school holidays – how’s everyone holding up? Still got snacks in the pantry? Still friends with your children? A moment of silence for the grandparents who thought retirement meant rest, only to be ambushed with an entire fortnight of babysitting duty. You are the true heroes of the holiday hustle.

If you’re a Northern Beaches local, you’ll know school holidays are in full swing by one tell-tale sign: the roads are EMPTY. Suddenly that usual 55-minute crawl into town turns into a breezy 10-minute coast.

Of course, if you’re still working, navigating childcare is like one of those twisted escape room puzzles — except there’s glitter glue involved and someone’s yelling “I’m bored!” every four minutes. Thankfully, we’ve got some solid survival tools. Exhibit A: Cheeky Little Monkeys. Yes, it’s a play centre, but also, it has a creche service where you can drop and go for three blissful hours. Whether you use that time to do groceries, get a coffee, or finally vacuum under the couch cushions without tripping over a scooter, we won’t judge. I personally use it to clean the house. In peace. Sweet, sweet peace.

And if you’re dreaming of a few kid-free hours with your significant other, they even run monthly date nights – in fact, there’s one on tonight. If you're reading this early enough, maybe give them a ring and see if there's still a spot. Freedom may be only a phone call away.

For those looking to make the most of the Easter break, pages 26-27 are packed with family-friendly inspo. Next week’s edition will be out a day early – Thursday 17th – and we’ll have even more Easter goodness for your calendar.

In the meantime, drive safely if you’re heading off for the long weekend. Watch out for caravans, road rage, and rogue chocolate eggs melted into the car seat. And if you're taking a dip — at the lagoon or up in beautiful Eungella — keep an eye on the little ones.

You’ve got this, parents. Sort of.

Amanda

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